Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

Birdie

Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!
- Birdie

Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?
- Birdie


Bowletta

You reap the beans you sow, fools!
- Bowletta


Bowser

Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!
- Bowser

I am Bowser the King!
- Bowser

How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?
- Bowser


Bowser Baddies

Hey! You! Down there in the ship's belly! Mario and... what's-yer-name! Green guy!
- Bowser Baddies

It's nice to be nice!
- Bowser Baddies





Fawful

Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
- Fawful

At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage! St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!
- Fawful

Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!
- Fawful

In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!
- Fawful


Luigi

Nintendo!
- Luigi

Mama mia!
- Luigi


Mario

Nintendo!
- Mario

Let's-a-go!
- Mario


Oho Jee

I... don't tell no one big secret of stone wall in southeast region of island. No one. No. How offering up the fire and the brimstone to the hole in the wall makes things happen... ...I don't never tell nobody that! No way! No how! No!
- Oho Jee

I the Great Thunderhand!!! ...No, I the Great Liar.
- Oho Jee

You call me Oho Jee. But I no know why.
- Oho Jee


Popple

What an emotional reunion! Oh, WAH! My hankie is sopping wet with tears! Boo-stupid-hoo!
- Popple


Prince Peasley

HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!
- Prince Peasley


Toad

It's just like I always say: If you see that mustache and that jump, it's Mario!
- Toad


Yoshi

Boddle, the gentlemen who built this place, is said to be filthy rich! But what does 'filthy rich' mean? Does he own lots and lots of fruit?
- Yoshi

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

Baby Bowser

Your turn, Super Diaper Bro!
- Baby Bowser

Nothing quite like good cookies and evil milk!
- Baby Bowser

This is the great Prince Bowser! Kneel, minions! OK, now get up!
- Baby Bowser

I am just so dang EVIL!
- Baby Bowser

I hope they felt honored to be shot down by me!
- Baby Bowser

Aw, man... It's half past snack time already!
- Baby Bowser

I was a little creeped out at first, hanging out in this ghost town, but... Then I realized there was no one to stop me from eating every cookie in sight! Yesss!
- Baby Bowser

Kamek... I'm counting on you to finish these snackaholics!
- Baby Bowser

You mushroom-munchers!
- Baby Bowser

Hey! Lip Hair! Yeah, you! Don't just lie there! Get me outta here!
- Baby Bowser (to Luigi)

And now I'm here getting ready to launch the revenge scheme to end all revenge schemes!
- Baby Bowser


Baby Luigi

Let's-a-go!
- Baby Luigi

Mama!
- Baby Luigi


Baby Mario

Peek-a-boo!
- Baby Mario

Mama mia!
- Baby Mario

Goo-goo!
- Baby Mario


Bowser

Oh yeah! My horoscope said so! Today's the day I win it all! Gwah ha ha ha! I RULE!
- Bowser

YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!
- Bowser

Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!
- Bowser


Dr. Toad

I'm afraid our dear Toadsworth has worried himself into a state of shroomshock.
- Dr. Toad


Fawful

In this place, beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels!
- Fawful

All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!
- Fawful

You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid!
- Fawful

You have curiosity... ...But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow grey with aging.
- Fawful

Rage dressing on a salad of evil!
- Fawful

Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!
- Fawful

I am waiting like an elevator.
- Fawful

I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!
- Fawful

I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me.
- Fawful

The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner. Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots.
- Fawful





Hammer Bros.

So listen, you gotta let us thank you by hooking you up with these spare hammers! Now YOU can be Hammer Bros.!
- Hammer Bros. (to Baby Mario Bros.)

Just wait for the shake... and make 'em quake!
- Hammer Bros.

Yeah, buds helping buds makes the world go round!
- Hammer Bros.


Hollijolli Mayor

Me? I'm the mayor of this village. Nice to not see you!
- Hollijolli Mayor

There must be a way out... that doesn't involve dieting.
- Hollijolli Mayor


Kamek

These snacks ain't gonna snack on themselves!
- Kamek

I gotta get these snacks to the prince, pronto, or I would whip that snooty pink tail for you.
- Kamek

Prince Bowser, LITTLE bites! Oh, here, have some warm milk. It's, uh, from an evil cow.
- Kamek

You just go walk it off, Your Hungriness!
- Kamek (to Baby Bowser)


Koopa Troopa

You're the best, Prince Bowser! You're a Koopa's Koopa!
- Koopa Troopa


Kylie Koopa

Kylie Koopa, ace reporter! The Koopa Kronicle's best!
- Kylie Koopa

Aw, whatta lemon! And this film ain't cheap, neither!
- Kylie Koopa

I was primed for a scoop, and all I get are whiskers and a coupla sap babies!
- Kylie Koopa

Aw, raspberries! My scoop snacked me! ♥
- Kylie Koopa

I haven't been this jazzed in a Blargg's age! ♥
- Kylie Koopa

I can see the headline now! "Monster Yoob from Shroob on Ravenous Rampage!"
- Kylie Koopa

Seeing the Koopa Kronicle's reporter doll again has gotcha all goofy, does it? ♥
- Kylie Koopa

You're snooping about trying to rescue the adult Princess Peach? Sounds like balloon juice to me, fella... but what a scoop it'd be if you're on the level!
- Kylie Koopa

Color me bamboozled!
- Kylie Koopa

But when I got ate, she got spit out lickety-split!
- Kylie Koopa

Who knows what woulda been your fate if a certain gorgeous reporter weren't around? ♥
- Kylie Koopa

The gall of this gal!
- Kylie Koopa

This dame's got a hunch... at day's end... this... will be... the biggest, bestest scoop in the history of scoops!
- Kylie Koopa

Get this: I stumbled onto something so big, it's even BIGGER than big!
- Kylie Koopa


Luigi

Yahoo!
- Luigi

Baby Luigi?
- Luigi

Oki Doki!
- Luigi


Mario

Let's-a-go!
- Mario

Mama mia!
- Mario


Professor Elvin Gadd

Why, there's a 99. 999999999% chance the princess will return!
- Professor Elvin Gadd

I'd bet dollars to donuts that's our best chance at saving her.
- Professor Elvin Gadd (referring to Princess Peach)


Star Gate

I do recommend you watch your diet, however it is also filled with much Alfredo sauce. You should especially cut down on carbora, though it will be hard, for that is very tasty. If you curb your appetite, do some light cardio work and continue to ward your brother, you will no doubt grow to be a figure of immense popularity, yet not grow an immense belly. You may pass and I do recommend puttanesca; that stuff is great.
- Star Gate

As for the babies, I know their hearts are innocent, so they may pass unhindered.
- Star Gate


Stuffwell

Oh, you must be Mario. According to the professor, there should be a Luigi here as well, but I don't... Oh, my! Are you Luigi? I... Sorry about that.
- Stuffwell

Do your best to observe closely the movements and tendencies of your enemies!
- Stuffwell

Yes, wondiferous. That should put a pepper on his pizza!
- Stuffwell


Toad

Toadsworth! Wake up! Toadswooooorth! Whoa, he worried so hard, he KO'd himself!
- Toad


Toadsworth

Be sure to observe your foes closely so as to recognize your chances!
- Toadsworth


Toadsworth the Younger

Yes, indeed, the princess craves playmates, I'm afraid. She's rather... tantrummy.
- Toadsworth the Younger

Oh, Princess! Never fear, my dear. Toadsworth is here!
- Toadsworth the Younger

Hold your tongue, elder me!
- Toadsworth the Younger (to Toadsworth)

Keep your trousers on, older me! That's MY blood pressure you're elevating. Seriously, if I wanted to see myself embarrass myself, I'd belch in front of a mirror.
- Toadsworth the Younger (to Toadsworth)

SNK Vs. Capcom: Match of the Millennium Quotes

Akari Ichijo

Hey you'se guys, how's my English?
- Akari

Talk about easy. Loined yo lesson?
- Akari

What's the deal with that big kitty-kat anyway? Maybe I'll keep her. Nah! She'd be hell to feed!
- Akari (to Felicia)


Akuma

I'm AKUMA! You're garbage!
- Akuma

The fist is the proof of the man!
- Akuma


Athena Asamiya

See my pictures... Pretty sexy, huh?
- Athena

You'll win if you got hope!
- Athena

My fans keep me winning!
- Athena

You're done! My ally's Justice!
- Athena

Hope is cool!
- Athena


Baby Bonnie Hood

Show me the money!
- B.B. Hood

La de da dum.
- B.B. Hood

Don't thank me! Come on, pay up! Cash is fine!
- B.B. Hood (after saving Yuri)


Chun-Li

Sexy and a cop! I'm too much!
- Chun-Li

No footwork... Need a coach?
- Chun-Li


Dan Hibiki

I'm the man! For I am DAN!
- Dan

Piece o' cake!
- Dan

Let's have fun! Third-rate thugs! You're history!
- Dan

You want my power? Pay me!
- Dan

You beat me? In your dreams!
- Dan

Wearing a T-shirt is what really kills!
- Dan

Kyokugen karate? I wrote the book!
- Dan (to Ryo)

What's so special about Ryo?! His dad wears a demon mask, my father is a demon! He shoots beams from his nose!
- Dan (to Ryo)

Whatever Orochi is, it's just at loof Jive for me!
- Dan (to Iori)





Felicia

Were you first in the ugly line?
- Felicia

How strange... When did I win?
- Felicia

I need something to scratch on...
- Felicia

Purr... purr...
- Felicia

Meow!
- Felicia

I'll turn you into kitty chow!
- Felicia

I wish I'd find more friends... Someone to dance against would be nice.
- Felicia


Geese Howard

I hate comedy!
- Geese


Guile

Hey, reality! It's no picnic!
- Guile

It's not a piece of cake to live for vengeance!
- Guile

I'll avenge NASH! C'mon, meat!
- Guile (to M. Bison)

Note: Referring to Charlie Nash, a friend of Guile.


Haohmaru

Nothing like a post-combat shot!
- Haohmaru

HAOHMARU the invincible wins!
- Haohmaru

I'll slice and dice...!
- Haohmaru

What fun! The world's full of surprises!
- Haohmaru

Evil exists in every age, I see.
- Haohmaru


Karin Kanzuki

There are so many styles of fighting around. There's no good or bad style.
- Karin

All styles of fighting... have good and bad points when put into perspective.
- Karin

Using weapons sometimes is a disadvantage... It all depends on the user's technique...
- Karin

If a few medals satisfy you... Get used to being called a peon!
- Karin

You know I... can't relax if I'm not surrounded in medals! Not just bronze and silver... Show me some gold, or better!
- Karin

You are the only rival I acknowledge...
- Karin (to Sakura)


Ken Masters

Sixty of you couldn't beat me!
- Ken

It was brief but it was sweet.
- Ken

Whew! I did it! It was no picnic, but when I get tough, I kick!
- Ken

Wait and see what effort brings to genius!
- Ken

Geese? Hard to fear a guy named for water fowl!
- Ken (to Geese)


Kyo Kusanagi

Oh, how boring. School's funner.
- Kyo

Victory's talent... Effort's squat!
- Kyo

Homework time when I get home!
- Kyo


Leona Heidern

Bye, bye, baby! Game over!
- Leona

You're so lucky... Real war's hell!
- Leona


M. Bison

I already tested his metal. A mere clown!
- M. Bison


Mai Shiranui

Overcome by my beauty, huh?
- Mai

I win in style and ability!
- Mai

Nice get-up!
- Mai (on Morrigan)

What kind of bimbo are you?
- Mai (to Chun-Li)

Japan's NO.1! ...If it wasn't for Andy, I'd be the world's NO.1!
- Mai (referring to Andy Bogard)


Morrigan Aensland

I just love your tacky fashion!
- Morrigan

Close your eyes! Like, forever!
- Morrigan

Well? I'm a babe aren't I?
- Morrigan

When the fun's over, I'm gone!
- Morrigan

This outside world's not bad. There are just so many curious people to see!
- Morrigan


Nakoruru

Nature's wrath!
- Nakoruru

I have borne every pain and evil till now... Seen precious lives wasted... And I will not see evil have the last triumph!
- Nakoruru

Look Mamahaha! A lovely moon! We're lucky to be coddled by mother nature.
- Nakoruru

Note: Mamahaha is Nakoruru's bird.


Ryo Sakazaki

You got spunk! Be my disciple!
- Ryo (to Dan)


Ryu

The path of combat's long!
- Ryu

I want to face the ultimate foe!
- Ryu

It's a wide world. It holds many mighty warriors. I have a long path to tread before I arrive.
- Ryu


Sakura Kasugano

Whew! I love a good mix-up!
- Sakura

Street fighting's my communication!
- Sakura

Wakey! Wakey!
- Sakura

I'm in a pickle! But I'll prevail! I'm no teen pushover!
- Sakura

I'm beat!... I'm skipping school tomorrow!
- Sakura

Can we rub knuckles again?
- Sakura (to Ryu)


Terry Bogard

I'm a hungry wolf! I need to get tough! Fangs drawn, in the action, and invincible!
- Terry


Vega

I'll turn you into confetti!
- Vega


Yuri Sakazaki

Lose your cool, lose the battle!
- Yuri

Greed will get you bruises!
- Yuri

Finals? Tomorrow? No problemo!
- Yuri

You can't bring home the bacon doing evil! Life's just not that simple!
- Yuri

Add RYO to ROBERT... and you get me!
- Yuri (on Dan)

M.Bison? Shmega! A big wimpsky! Just a big goon!
- Yuri (to M. Bison)


Zangief

My victory's Russia's victory!
- Zangief

Geese? Cheese? What'd he say?
- Zangief (to Geese)

Paper Mario Quotes

Anti Guy

Grrrrr!!! You stingy, candy-hogging punk!
- Anti Guy


Big Lantern Ghost

I'll make it darker... then even darker than that...
- Big Lantern Ghost


Bombette

Think about something else for two seconds, will you?
- Bombette


Bootler

We shall await your arrival with a warm welcome. And if you don't come... WE'LL GET YOU!
- Bootler


Bowser

I want Princess Peach to like me!
- Bowser

Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!
- Bowser

I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me...
- Bowser (referring to Princess Peach)

Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!
- Bowser


Bowser???

The strongest! And the coolest! Behold the glory that is the great Evil King Bowser!
- Bowser???

Oh, no! That costume was perfect! Bowser loved it!
- Bowser???


Buzzer

Hold up a sec, pardner!
- Buzzer


Chuck Quizmo

I'm a man of a million questions, but this is the last one!
- Chuck Quizmo


Dryites

I can't sing a song some composer wrote, either. I have to rock in my own style!
- Dryites


Fishmael

I'd love ter sail the seven seas fishin' fer diff'rent fish.
- Fishmael


Goombario

Hey Mario! I'm Goombario. I'm your biggest fan!
- Goombario

Boy, she makes me see stars!
- Goombario (referring to Misstar)

She's incredible! I think I'm in love! Pinch me, will you, Mario?
- Goombario (referring to Merluvlee)


General Guy

Grrr! My high-tech tank defenses don't seem to stand up to that electric attack! Quit doing that! It's... it's too powerful! You're breaking the rules of war!
- General Guy





Green Ninjakoopa

Most of all, though, you shouldn't go ask old man Merlon for help. That would be bad for us, I mean, you.
- Green Ninjakoopa


Igor

Boo you very much.
- Igor (when buying in Boo Shop)


Jr. Troopa

Listen, you... you big lug! My name is Jr. Troopa! Remember it and tremble!
- Jr. Troopa

Shut up! Shut uuuuuupp! I'm not a lost child! I'm your worst nightmare!
- Jr. Troopa


Kammy Koopa

I am a beautiful Koopa with a beautiful name, Kammy Koopa!
- Kammy Koopa

Congratulations on your victory, Your Viciousness! That's why you're the king!
- Kammy Koopa (to Bowser)


Kent C. Koopa

Coins make the world go round. It's all about the money!
- Kent C. Koopa


Kolorado

Old man, you are simply the cat's meow!
- Kolorado (to Mario)

Oh, what poppycock! Balderdash! Don't be daft, dear boy!
- Kolorado


Koopa

Thanks, Mario! This shell was made to order. That's why it fits me so well. I mean, how cool do I look?
- Koopa


Lakilester

My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind.
- Lakilester

Sorry, man, but I have to give you a bit of a beat down. Like I said, man, sorry! (...Did I sound cool?)(Yeah, totally cool!)
- Lakilester

Hey, I've got a question, man. What in the world are you doing all this fighting for, anyway? World peace? Isn't that a bit melodramatic? But still, I gotta admit that there's a certainly manly charm to having such a noble purpose.
- Lakilester


Little Mouser

What? You can't sell me items that you don't have!
- Little Mouser

What? Hey, I can't check items that don't exist.
- Little Mouser


Mr. Hammer

I don't know. Nobody knows. That's why it's a secret, you half-wit!
- Mr. Hammer


Parakarry

Another letter, duly delivered. A postman's work is never done.
- Parakarry

Oh, and Kolorado. I have a message for you, as well. "Don't bother coming home, you wandering buffoon! What a no-good husband!" That... was a message from your wife.
- Parakarry


Red Ninjakoopa

Oh yeah! We're the coolest of the cool!
- Red Ninjakoopa

Remember to look cool, guys!
- Red Ninjakoopa

A lasting impression, yeah! We were too cool to forget!
- Red Ninjakoopa

We're not just the Koopa Bros... We're the Super Ultra Mighty Koopa Bros. the Great! Check out our coolness!
- Red Ninjakoopa


Spiked Goomba

Whuhhh? Who're you, man!? I don't know your face. Maybe you're Mario, huh? Heh heh... Just joking.
- Spiked Goomba (to Mario)


Sushie

You'll be roasted to a golden brown! I do NOT approve of this!
- Sushie

What... a touching story! Romantic stories like that... just touch a soft spot in this heart of mine.
- Sushie

I don't fancy the idea of becoming a fried fish!
- Sushie


The Master

Hm! You have great hidden strength for one clothed like a plumber.
- The Master (to Mario)


Tayce T. Assistant

Do you know how to cook, Mario? You really ought to learn how.
- Tayce T. Assistant


Tubba Blubba

You can't trust anybody!
- Tubba Blubba


Tutankoopa

You! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!
- Tutankoopa


Watt

You saved me from the mean guy who laughed like, "Wee hee hee!"
- Watt

You're super great! You're the greatest great guy! I think you're the best!
- Watt

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars Quotes

3 Musty Fears (Big Boo, Dry Bones and Gripper)

We are the 3 “Musty Fears”!
- 3 Musty Fears


Amanita

Gotta work on my tan!
- Amanita


Armored Ant

Do one good turn a day!
- Armored Ant


Axem Black

Hey, Red! Look down there! That's gotta be the ugliest mustache I've ever seen!
- Axem Black (referring to Mario)


Bandana Blue

Color me Blue, mates!
- Bandana Blue


Belome

Gotta yummy in my tummy!
- Belome


Big Boo

Hi, I'm The Big Boo.
- Big Boo


Birdo

I just love life!
- Birdo


Bodyguard

Boing, boing, boing.
- Bodyguard


Booster

This is like realizing you’re outside without your clothes on!
- Booster


Bowser

Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!
- Bowser

What a joke! Put some muscle into it!
- Bowser

I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it. But if Mario hears that I've been kicked out of my own castle... My reputation will be ruined! Even I have an image to keep up you know!
- Bowser

Booster has such a nice place... I miss my fortress... I miss the good old days... Toadstool screaming in terror, Mario rushing in to save her...
- Bowser

Oh geez, it's Mario! Oops... Okay, okay... Calm down! Don't let him see you like this! “Hey, how have you been?” NO! Not like that, dummy! Wrong tone! It needs more... confidence!
- Bowser

Yeah... I'm a piece of work, ain't I?! All this power, AND looks too! I know, I know! You're thinking, “A big strong guy like him would be great to have along!” right?
- Bowser

They have no IDEA what they're up against! I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can! I'll bust this open in no time!
- Bowser

Oh, isn't that great! You're gonna kiss HIM when I'm the one who saved your skin!
- Bowser (referring to Princess Toadstool and Mario)

No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME! It just wouldn't be right!
- Bowser

Feast your eyes on this show of brains... and brawn!
- Bowser

I'm going to gather my troops and rebuild my castle. And you, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop. It's your duty to help with the repairs!
- Bowser

Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools. ~Haiku
- Bowser





Caroboscis

I ALWAYS eat my vegetables.
- Caroboscis


Chancellor

Mario! Thank goodness you're here! We heard an explosion or something at Bowser's Keep. It was so loud I almost dropped my spores!!!
- Chancellor

This has been a true nightmare! I'm a nervous wreck!
- Chancellor


Chester

I love my job!♡
- Chester


Chewy

I’m just a fresh flower.
- Chewey


Chomp

Workin’ on a chain gang.
- Chomp


Croco

I've got a Bomb! Never leave home without 'em.
- Croco


Culex

You are wise to hesitate. Without a weapon or armor, you have no chance.
- Culex (to Mario)


Drill Bit

Don't get so worked up! Think of your blood pressure!
- Drill Bit


Earth Link

What a royal pain!
- Earth Link


Frogfucius Student

I've graduated from Frogfucius' school, and now I'm searching for the meaning of life.
- Frogfucius Student


Gardener

W... wow! This is amazing! This is unreal! This is just like winning the lottery, only without the taxes! I mean, this is like falling out of an airplane without a parachute, and hitting a gaggle of geese in mid-air who break your fall.
- Gardener


Geno

The way things stand, yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore.
- Geno

I'm “♡♪!?”, but it's hard to pronounce so... Call me “Geno”, after the doll.
- Geno

Well, we won the battle. Now I hope we don't lose the war.
- Geno


Grandma

I feel like I'm growing younger just talking with you people!
- Grandma


Guerilla

Don’t confuse me with someone else!
- Guerilla

Note: Guerilla has a striking resemblance to Donkey Kong.


Hammer Bros.

HEY! Are YOU lookin' at me? My hammer and I don't like you!
- Hammer Bros.


Jinx Clone

I’m the REAL thing!
- Jinx Clone


Jonathan Jones

Yo, mate! Just 'cuz we're buds doesn't give ya the right to jump on my head...
- Jonathan Jones


King Bomb

I LIVE to explode!
- King Bomb


King Nimbus

You don't mean... THE Mario?! Jumping Mario?! Autograph, please!
- King Nimbus

Oh! Another famous person! This is just too much! I MUST have YOUR autograph!
- King Nimbus (to Bowser)


Knife Guy

Happiness is hip!
- Knife Guy


Kriffid

Aloe~ there!
- Kriffid


Luigi

I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario.
- Luigi


Mallow

There's nothing like a good cry! But, why was I crying? There was SOME reason...
- Mallow

Wow! You’re THE Mario? I know all about you! You’ve got more JUMP in you than a box of frogs!
- Mallow

Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?
- Mallow

Private? PRIVATE? Everyone in a 10 mile radius could hear you!
- Mallow


Microbomb

Small is as small does.
- Microbomb


Octovader

I’m a part-time typist!
- Octovader


Poundette

Love conquers ALL.
- Poundette


Princess Toadstool

I know I'm in good hands when you're around, Mario! Here's a kiss for my hero!
- Princess Toadstool


Punchinello

Good day. The name’s Nello... PUNCHINELLO!
- Punchinello


Samus Aran

I'm resting up for Mother Brain.
- Samus

Note: Samus is the protagonist of Metroid games. She just made a cameo in this game.


Shysters

How 'bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!
- Shysters (referring to Mario)

The mustachioed one is strong!
- Shysters (referring to Mario)


Smelter

I brush after each meal!
- Smelter


Snifit

Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake.
- Snifit

Minimum wage for THIS?!
- Snifit


Spikey

Just try and jump on me!
- Spikey


Torte

Cake! Vatch zee CAKE.
- Torte


Valentina

SHUDDAP!!!
- Valentina


Yaridovich

I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!
- Yaridovich

I’m not the real McCoy!
- Yaridovich


Dialogues:

Shy Away and Valentina

Valentina: Mario...?! What... does a “Mario” look like?
Shy Away: Well... it has a bushy mustache, long sideburns, and, uh, a pair of... mean looking legs...!

Super Mario Sunshine Quotes

Bowser

Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!
- Bowser

The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!
- Bowser


Bowser Jr.

I won't let you take Mama Peach away!
- Bowser Jr.

This is my Magic Brush. When I draw with it, all my wishes come true.
- Bowser Jr.

Yeah, Papa told me all about it. He told me my mama got kidnapped by a bad man named Mario...
- Bowser Jr. (referring to Bowser and Princess Peach respectively)

Leave my mama alone you bad man! I won't let you take Mama Peach away!
- Bowser Jr.

Papa told me everything. He said, "Mario's a bully, he never fights fair!"
- Bowser Jr.

Someday, when I'm bigger... I wanna fight that Mario again!
- Bowser Jr.


F.L.U.D.D.

I am F.L.U.D.D.-- a Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
- F.L.U.D.D.





Hotel Manager

I don't know why, but you just look very... capable to me...
- Hotel Manager (to Mario)


Mario

Super Mario Sunshine! Wahoo!
- Mario

Mamma mia!
- Mario

Arrivederci!
- Mario

It's-a fun!
- Mario

Open salami!
- Mario

Oki Doki!
- Mario

Wow-wow-wow!
- Mario


Noki Elder

As for me, I am just an old man who loves nothing but fishing.
- Noki Elder

Now, gather your courage and DIVE!
- Noki Elder


Police of Isle Delfino

You can't miss the mess, pal!
- Police


Princess Peach

Mama? Mama Peach? I'm your mama?
- Princess Peach (to Bowser Jr.)


Sunglasses Vendor

I love the sunshine, but OOOH! Is it ever bright!
- Sunglasses Vendor

Yeah heh heh... You're styling now!
- Sunglasses Vendor

My, oh my! I haven't seen anyone look that good in my gear in ages!
- Sunglasses Vendor

Mario is Missing! Quotes

Iggy Koopa

You locked the door, what a bore, now you'll try to lock some more. But Mario's gone and can't be found. Just give up now and get out of town!
- Iggy

I see the dummer plummer. Bro is missing? What a bummer. Think the door will lead to him? Step on through-- it's sink or swim!
- Iggy

If it's my destruction you desire, give up, it only works with fire.
- Iggy

Big B's mad, he's out there burning, 'cause your puny luck is turning. Flower-fry me, I'll go poof! But Bowser, dude, he's fireproof!
- Iggy


Ludwig von Koopa

How many Bowsers does it take to unscrew in a lightbulb? Ha ha, only one, and he's dying to plunge Mario into darkness!
- Ludwig

You think YOU'RE in the dark, friend? Just imagine poor Mario without any lightbulbs!
- Ludwig

You made it past the others, but you won't get past me, you wrench wielding weirdo! I'm the mighty Ludwig von Koopa!
- Ludwig





Luigi

I'm practically a popsicle, Mario.
- Luigi

Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile. And remember, don't take candy from strangers.
- Luigi (on Mario)

Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple...
- Luigi (on Mario)


Mario

Whaddaya say we give Bowser the old Brooklyn one-two?
- Mario


Roy Koopa

Give up, Luigi. We already have cartons of hairdryers and Arctic Express is knocking at the door with another load.
- Roy


Wendy O. Koopa

Let's hug and make up, Luigi baby. Wendy wants violets, not smelly old fire flowers.
- Wendy

Hey, how 'bout a kiss, Luigi-kins? No kiss? Then no brother!
- Wendy