Grrrrr!!! You stingy, candy-hogging punk!
- Anti Guy
Big Lantern Ghost
I'll make it darker... then even darker than that...
- Big Lantern Ghost
Bombette
Think about something else for two seconds, will you?
- Bombette
Bootler
We shall await your arrival with a warm welcome. And if you don't come... WE'LL GET YOU!
- Bootler
Bowser
I want Princess Peach to like me!
- Bowser
Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!
- Bowser
I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me...
- Bowser (referring to Princess Peach)
Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!
- Bowser
Bowser???
The strongest! And the coolest! Behold the glory that is the great Evil King Bowser!
- Bowser???
Oh, no! That costume was perfect! Bowser loved it!
- Bowser???
Buzzer
Hold up a sec, pardner!
- Buzzer
Chuck Quizmo
I'm a man of a million questions, but this is the last one!
- Chuck Quizmo
Dryites
I can't sing a song some composer wrote, either. I have to rock in my own style!
- Dryites
Fishmael
I'd love ter sail the seven seas fishin' fer diff'rent fish.
- Fishmael
Goombario
Hey Mario! I'm Goombario. I'm your biggest fan!
- Goombario
Boy, she makes me see stars!
- Goombario (referring to Misstar)
She's incredible! I think I'm in love! Pinch me, will you, Mario?
- Goombario (referring to Merluvlee)
General Guy
Grrr! My high-tech tank defenses don't seem to stand up to that electric attack! Quit doing that! It's... it's too powerful! You're breaking the rules of war!
- General Guy
Green Ninjakoopa
Most of all, though, you shouldn't go ask old man Merlon for help. That would be bad for us, I mean, you.
- Green Ninjakoopa
Igor
Boo you very much.
- Igor (when buying in Boo Shop)
Jr. Troopa
Listen, you... you big lug! My name is Jr. Troopa! Remember it and tremble!
- Jr. Troopa
Shut up! Shut uuuuuupp! I'm not a lost child! I'm your worst nightmare!
- Jr. Troopa
Kammy Koopa
I am a beautiful Koopa with a beautiful name, Kammy Koopa!
- Kammy Koopa
Congratulations on your victory, Your Viciousness! That's why you're the king!
- Kammy Koopa (to Bowser)
Kent C. Koopa
Coins make the world go round. It's all about the money!
- Kent C. Koopa
Kolorado
Old man, you are simply the cat's meow!
- Kolorado (to Mario)
Oh, what poppycock! Balderdash! Don't be daft, dear boy!
- Kolorado
Koopa
Thanks, Mario! This shell was made to order. That's why it fits me so well. I mean, how cool do I look?
- Koopa
Lakilester
My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind.
- Lakilester
Sorry, man, but I have to give you a bit of a beat down. Like I said, man, sorry! (...Did I sound cool?)(Yeah, totally cool!)
- Lakilester
Hey, I've got a question, man. What in the world are you doing all this fighting for, anyway? World peace? Isn't that a bit melodramatic? But still, I gotta admit that there's a certainly manly charm to having such a noble purpose.
- Lakilester
Little Mouser
What? You can't sell me items that you don't have!
- Little Mouser
What? Hey, I can't check items that don't exist.
- Little Mouser
Mr. Hammer
I don't know. Nobody knows. That's why it's a secret, you half-wit!
- Mr. Hammer
Parakarry
Another letter, duly delivered. A postman's work is never done.
- Parakarry
Oh, and Kolorado. I have a message for you, as well. "Don't bother coming home, you wandering buffoon! What a no-good husband!" That... was a message from your wife.
- Parakarry
Red Ninjakoopa
Oh yeah! We're the coolest of the cool!
- Red Ninjakoopa
Remember to look cool, guys!
- Red Ninjakoopa
A lasting impression, yeah! We were too cool to forget!
- Red Ninjakoopa
We're not just the Koopa Bros... We're the Super Ultra Mighty Koopa Bros. the Great! Check out our coolness!
- Red Ninjakoopa
Spiked Goomba
Whuhhh? Who're you, man!? I don't know your face. Maybe you're Mario, huh? Heh heh... Just joking.
- Spiked Goomba (to Mario)
Sushie
You'll be roasted to a golden brown! I do NOT approve of this!
- Sushie
What... a touching story! Romantic stories like that... just touch a soft spot in this heart of mine.
- Sushie
I don't fancy the idea of becoming a fried fish!
- Sushie
The Master
Hm! You have great hidden strength for one clothed like a plumber.
- The Master (to Mario)
Tayce T. Assistant
Do you know how to cook, Mario? You really ought to learn how.
- Tayce T. Assistant
Tubba Blubba
You can't trust anybody!
- Tubba Blubba
Tutankoopa
You! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!
- Tutankoopa
Watt
You saved me from the mean guy who laughed like, "Wee hee hee!"
- Watt
You're super great! You're the greatest great guy! I think you're the best!
- Watt