Paper Mario Quotes

Anti Guy

Grrrrr!!! You stingy, candy-hogging punk!
- Anti Guy


Big Lantern Ghost

I'll make it darker... then even darker than that...
- Big Lantern Ghost


Bombette

Think about something else for two seconds, will you?
- Bombette


Bootler

We shall await your arrival with a warm welcome. And if you don't come... WE'LL GET YOU!
- Bootler


Bowser

I want Princess Peach to like me!
- Bowser

Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!
- Bowser

I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me...
- Bowser (referring to Princess Peach)

Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!
- Bowser


Bowser???

The strongest! And the coolest! Behold the glory that is the great Evil King Bowser!
- Bowser???

Oh, no! That costume was perfect! Bowser loved it!
- Bowser???


Buzzer

Hold up a sec, pardner!
- Buzzer


Chuck Quizmo

I'm a man of a million questions, but this is the last one!
- Chuck Quizmo


Dryites

I can't sing a song some composer wrote, either. I have to rock in my own style!
- Dryites


Fishmael

I'd love ter sail the seven seas fishin' fer diff'rent fish.
- Fishmael


Goombario

Hey Mario! I'm Goombario. I'm your biggest fan!
- Goombario

Boy, she makes me see stars!
- Goombario (referring to Misstar)

She's incredible! I think I'm in love! Pinch me, will you, Mario?
- Goombario (referring to Merluvlee)


General Guy

Grrr! My high-tech tank defenses don't seem to stand up to that electric attack! Quit doing that! It's... it's too powerful! You're breaking the rules of war!
- General Guy


Paper Mario


Green Ninjakoopa

Most of all, though, you shouldn't go ask old man Merlon for help. That would be bad for us, I mean, you.
- Green Ninjakoopa


Igor

Boo you very much.
- Igor (when buying in Boo Shop)


Jr. Troopa

Listen, you... you big lug! My name is Jr. Troopa! Remember it and tremble!
- Jr. Troopa

Shut up! Shut uuuuuupp! I'm not a lost child! I'm your worst nightmare!
- Jr. Troopa


Kammy Koopa

I am a beautiful Koopa with a beautiful name, Kammy Koopa!
- Kammy Koopa

Congratulations on your victory, Your Viciousness! That's why you're the king!
- Kammy Koopa (to Bowser)


Kent C. Koopa

Coins make the world go round. It's all about the money!
- Kent C. Koopa


Kolorado

Old man, you are simply the cat's meow!
- Kolorado (to Mario)

Oh, what poppycock! Balderdash! Don't be daft, dear boy!
- Kolorado


Koopa

Thanks, Mario! This shell was made to order. That's why it fits me so well. I mean, how cool do I look?
- Koopa


Lakilester

My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind.
- Lakilester

Sorry, man, but I have to give you a bit of a beat down. Like I said, man, sorry! (...Did I sound cool?)(Yeah, totally cool!)
- Lakilester

Hey, I've got a question, man. What in the world are you doing all this fighting for, anyway? World peace? Isn't that a bit melodramatic? But still, I gotta admit that there's a certainly manly charm to having such a noble purpose.
- Lakilester


Little Mouser

What? You can't sell me items that you don't have!
- Little Mouser

What? Hey, I can't check items that don't exist.
- Little Mouser


Mr. Hammer

I don't know. Nobody knows. That's why it's a secret, you half-wit!
- Mr. Hammer


Parakarry

Another letter, duly delivered. A postman's work is never done.
- Parakarry

Oh, and Kolorado. I have a message for you, as well. "Don't bother coming home, you wandering buffoon! What a no-good husband!" That... was a message from your wife.
- Parakarry


Red Ninjakoopa

Oh yeah! We're the coolest of the cool!
- Red Ninjakoopa

Remember to look cool, guys!
- Red Ninjakoopa

A lasting impression, yeah! We were too cool to forget!
- Red Ninjakoopa

We're not just the Koopa Bros... We're the Super Ultra Mighty Koopa Bros. the Great! Check out our coolness!
- Red Ninjakoopa


Spiked Goomba

Whuhhh? Who're you, man!? I don't know your face. Maybe you're Mario, huh? Heh heh... Just joking.
- Spiked Goomba (to Mario)


Sushie

You'll be roasted to a golden brown! I do NOT approve of this!
- Sushie

What... a touching story! Romantic stories like that... just touch a soft spot in this heart of mine.
- Sushie

I don't fancy the idea of becoming a fried fish!
- Sushie


The Master

Hm! You have great hidden strength for one clothed like a plumber.
- The Master (to Mario)


Tayce T. Assistant

Do you know how to cook, Mario? You really ought to learn how.
- Tayce T. Assistant


Tubba Blubba

You can't trust anybody!
- Tubba Blubba


Tutankoopa

You! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!
- Tutankoopa


Watt

You saved me from the mean guy who laughed like, "Wee hee hee!"
- Watt

You're super great! You're the greatest great guy! I think you're the best!
- Watt