We are the 3 “Musty Fears”!
- 3 Musty Fears
Amanita
Gotta work on my tan!
- Amanita
Armored Ant
Do one good turn a day!
- Armored Ant
Axem Black
Hey, Red! Look down there! That's gotta be the ugliest mustache I've ever seen!
- Axem Black (referring to Mario)
Bandana Blue
Color me Blue, mates!
- Bandana Blue
Belome
Gotta yummy in my tummy!
- Belome
Big Boo
Hi, I'm The Big Boo.
- Big Boo
Birdo
I just love life!
- Birdo
Bodyguard
Boing, boing, boing.
- Bodyguard
Booster
This is like realizing you’re outside without your clothes on!
- Booster
Bowser
Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!
- Bowser
What a joke! Put some muscle into it!
- Bowser
I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it. But if Mario hears that I've been kicked out of my own castle... My reputation will be ruined! Even I have an image to keep up you know!
- Bowser
Booster has such a nice place... I miss my fortress... I miss the good old days... Toadstool screaming in terror, Mario rushing in to save her...
- Bowser
Oh geez, it's Mario! Oops... Okay, okay... Calm down! Don't let him see you like this! “Hey, how have you been?” NO! Not like that, dummy! Wrong tone! It needs more... confidence!
- Bowser
Yeah... I'm a piece of work, ain't I?! All this power, AND looks too! I know, I know! You're thinking, “A big strong guy like him would be great to have along!” right?
- Bowser
They have no IDEA what they're up against! I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can! I'll bust this open in no time!
- Bowser
Oh, isn't that great! You're gonna kiss HIM when I'm the one who saved your skin!
- Bowser (referring to Princess Toadstool and Mario)
No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME! It just wouldn't be right!
- Bowser
Feast your eyes on this show of brains... and brawn!
- Bowser
I'm going to gather my troops and rebuild my castle. And you, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop. It's your duty to help with the repairs!
- Bowser
Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools. ~Haiku
- Bowser
Caroboscis
I ALWAYS eat my vegetables.
- Caroboscis
Chancellor
Mario! Thank goodness you're here! We heard an explosion or something at Bowser's Keep. It was so loud I almost dropped my spores!!!
- Chancellor
This has been a true nightmare! I'm a nervous wreck!
- Chancellor
Chester
I love my job!♡
- Chester
Chewy
I’m just a fresh flower.
- Chewey
Chomp
Workin’ on a chain gang.
- Chomp
Croco
I've got a Bomb! Never leave home without 'em.
- Croco
Culex
You are wise to hesitate. Without a weapon or armor, you have no chance.
- Culex (to Mario)
Drill Bit
Don't get so worked up! Think of your blood pressure!
- Drill Bit
Earth Link
What a royal pain!
- Earth Link
Frogfucius Student
I've graduated from Frogfucius' school, and now I'm searching for the meaning of life.
- Frogfucius Student
Gardener
W... wow! This is amazing! This is unreal! This is just like winning the lottery, only without the taxes! I mean, this is like falling out of an airplane without a parachute, and hitting a gaggle of geese in mid-air who break your fall.
- Gardener
Geno
The way things stand, yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore.
- Geno
I'm “♡♪!?”, but it's hard to pronounce so... Call me “Geno”, after the doll.
- Geno
Well, we won the battle. Now I hope we don't lose the war.
- Geno
Grandma
I feel like I'm growing younger just talking with you people!
- Grandma
Guerilla
Don’t confuse me with someone else!
- Guerilla
Note: Guerilla has a striking resemblance to Donkey Kong.
Hammer Bros.
HEY! Are YOU lookin' at me? My hammer and I don't like you!
- Hammer Bros.
Jinx Clone
I’m the REAL thing!
- Jinx Clone
Jonathan Jones
Yo, mate! Just 'cuz we're buds doesn't give ya the right to jump on my head...
- Jonathan Jones
King Bomb
I LIVE to explode!
- King Bomb
King Nimbus
You don't mean... THE Mario?! Jumping Mario?! Autograph, please!
- King Nimbus
Oh! Another famous person! This is just too much! I MUST have YOUR autograph!
- King Nimbus (to Bowser)
Knife Guy
Happiness is hip!
- Knife Guy
Kriffid
Aloe~ there!
- Kriffid
Luigi
I wanna be a great plumber like my brother Mario.
- Luigi
Mallow
There's nothing like a good cry! But, why was I crying? There was SOME reason...
- Mallow
Wow! You’re THE Mario? I know all about you! You’ve got more JUMP in you than a box of frogs!
- Mallow
Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?
- Mallow
Private? PRIVATE? Everyone in a 10 mile radius could hear you!
- Mallow
Microbomb
Small is as small does.
- Microbomb
Octovader
I’m a part-time typist!
- Octovader
Poundette
Love conquers ALL.
- Poundette
Princess Toadstool
I know I'm in good hands when you're around, Mario! Here's a kiss for my hero!
- Princess Toadstool
Punchinello
Good day. The name’s Nello... PUNCHINELLO!
- Punchinello
Samus Aran
I'm resting up for Mother Brain.
- Samus
Note: Samus is the protagonist of Metroid games. She just made a cameo in this game.
Shysters
How 'bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!
- Shysters (referring to Mario)
The mustachioed one is strong!
- Shysters (referring to Mario)
Smelter
I brush after each meal!
- Smelter
Snifit
Booster, Sir! There's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake.
- Snifit
Minimum wage for THIS?!
- Snifit
Spikey
Just try and jump on me!
- Spikey
Torte
Cake! Vatch zee CAKE.
- Torte
Valentina
SHUDDAP!!!
- Valentina
Yaridovich
I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!
- Yaridovich
I’m not the real McCoy!
- Yaridovich
Dialogues:
Shy Away and Valentina
Valentina: Mario...?! What... does a “Mario” look like?
Shy Away: Well... it has a bushy mustache, long sideburns, and, uh, a pair of... mean looking legs...!