Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

Birdie

Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!
- Birdie

Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?
- Birdie


Bowletta

You reap the beans you sow, fools!
- Bowletta


Bowser

Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!
- Bowser

I am Bowser the King!
- Bowser

How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?
- Bowser


Bowser Baddies

Hey! You! Down there in the ship's belly! Mario and... what's-yer-name! Green guy!
- Bowser Baddies

It's nice to be nice!
- Bowser Baddies





Fawful

Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
- Fawful

At last, my entrance with drama! Finally! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of rage! St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!
- Fawful

Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!
- Fawful

In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!
- Fawful


Luigi

Nintendo!
- Luigi

Mama mia!
- Luigi


Mario

Nintendo!
- Mario

Let's-a-go!
- Mario


Oho Jee

I... don't tell no one big secret of stone wall in southeast region of island. No one. No. How offering up the fire and the brimstone to the hole in the wall makes things happen... ...I don't never tell nobody that! No way! No how! No!
- Oho Jee

I the Great Thunderhand!!! ...No, I the Great Liar.
- Oho Jee

You call me Oho Jee. But I no know why.
- Oho Jee


Popple

What an emotional reunion! Oh, WAH! My hankie is sopping wet with tears! Boo-stupid-hoo!
- Popple


Prince Peasley

HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!
- Prince Peasley


Toad

It's just like I always say: If you see that mustache and that jump, it's Mario!
- Toad


Yoshi

Boddle, the gentlemen who built this place, is said to be filthy rich! But what does 'filthy rich' mean? Does he own lots and lots of fruit?
- Yoshi

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

Baby Bowser

Your turn, Super Diaper Bro!
- Baby Bowser

Nothing quite like good cookies and evil milk!
- Baby Bowser

This is the great Prince Bowser! Kneel, minions! OK, now get up!
- Baby Bowser

I am just so dang EVIL!
- Baby Bowser

I hope they felt honored to be shot down by me!
- Baby Bowser

Aw, man... It's half past snack time already!
- Baby Bowser

I was a little creeped out at first, hanging out in this ghost town, but... Then I realized there was no one to stop me from eating every cookie in sight! Yesss!
- Baby Bowser

Kamek... I'm counting on you to finish these snackaholics!
- Baby Bowser

You mushroom-munchers!
- Baby Bowser

Hey! Lip Hair! Yeah, you! Don't just lie there! Get me outta here!
- Baby Bowser (to Luigi)

And now I'm here getting ready to launch the revenge scheme to end all revenge schemes!
- Baby Bowser


Baby Luigi

Let's-a-go!
- Baby Luigi

Mama!
- Baby Luigi


Baby Mario

Peek-a-boo!
- Baby Mario

Mama mia!
- Baby Mario

Goo-goo!
- Baby Mario


Bowser

Oh yeah! My horoscope said so! Today's the day I win it all! Gwah ha ha ha! I RULE!
- Bowser

YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!
- Bowser

Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!
- Bowser


Dr. Toad

I'm afraid our dear Toadsworth has worried himself into a state of shroomshock.
- Dr. Toad


Fawful

In this place, beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels!
- Fawful

All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!
- Fawful

You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid!
- Fawful

You have curiosity... ...But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow grey with aging.
- Fawful

Rage dressing on a salad of evil!
- Fawful

Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!
- Fawful

I am waiting like an elevator.
- Fawful

I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!
- Fawful

I suppress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me.
- Fawful

The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner. Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots.
- Fawful





Hammer Bros.

So listen, you gotta let us thank you by hooking you up with these spare hammers! Now YOU can be Hammer Bros.!
- Hammer Bros. (to Baby Mario Bros.)

Just wait for the shake... and make 'em quake!
- Hammer Bros.

Yeah, buds helping buds makes the world go round!
- Hammer Bros.


Hollijolli Mayor

Me? I'm the mayor of this village. Nice to not see you!
- Hollijolli Mayor

There must be a way out... that doesn't involve dieting.
- Hollijolli Mayor


Kamek

These snacks ain't gonna snack on themselves!
- Kamek

I gotta get these snacks to the prince, pronto, or I would whip that snooty pink tail for you.
- Kamek

Prince Bowser, LITTLE bites! Oh, here, have some warm milk. It's, uh, from an evil cow.
- Kamek

You just go walk it off, Your Hungriness!
- Kamek (to Baby Bowser)


Koopa Troopa

You're the best, Prince Bowser! You're a Koopa's Koopa!
- Koopa Troopa


Kylie Koopa

Kylie Koopa, ace reporter! The Koopa Kronicle's best!
- Kylie Koopa

Aw, whatta lemon! And this film ain't cheap, neither!
- Kylie Koopa

I was primed for a scoop, and all I get are whiskers and a coupla sap babies!
- Kylie Koopa

Aw, raspberries! My scoop snacked me! ♥
- Kylie Koopa

I haven't been this jazzed in a Blargg's age! ♥
- Kylie Koopa

I can see the headline now! "Monster Yoob from Shroob on Ravenous Rampage!"
- Kylie Koopa

Seeing the Koopa Kronicle's reporter doll again has gotcha all goofy, does it? ♥
- Kylie Koopa

You're snooping about trying to rescue the adult Princess Peach? Sounds like balloon juice to me, fella... but what a scoop it'd be if you're on the level!
- Kylie Koopa

Color me bamboozled!
- Kylie Koopa

But when I got ate, she got spit out lickety-split!
- Kylie Koopa

Who knows what woulda been your fate if a certain gorgeous reporter weren't around? ♥
- Kylie Koopa

The gall of this gal!
- Kylie Koopa

This dame's got a hunch... at day's end... this... will be... the biggest, bestest scoop in the history of scoops!
- Kylie Koopa

Get this: I stumbled onto something so big, it's even BIGGER than big!
- Kylie Koopa


Luigi

Yahoo!
- Luigi

Baby Luigi?
- Luigi

Oki Doki!
- Luigi


Mario

Let's-a-go!
- Mario

Mama mia!
- Mario


Professor Elvin Gadd

Why, there's a 99. 999999999% chance the princess will return!
- Professor Elvin Gadd

I'd bet dollars to donuts that's our best chance at saving her.
- Professor Elvin Gadd (referring to Princess Peach)


Star Gate

I do recommend you watch your diet, however it is also filled with much Alfredo sauce. You should especially cut down on carbora, though it will be hard, for that is very tasty. If you curb your appetite, do some light cardio work and continue to ward your brother, you will no doubt grow to be a figure of immense popularity, yet not grow an immense belly. You may pass and I do recommend puttanesca; that stuff is great.
- Star Gate

As for the babies, I know their hearts are innocent, so they may pass unhindered.
- Star Gate


Stuffwell

Oh, you must be Mario. According to the professor, there should be a Luigi here as well, but I don't... Oh, my! Are you Luigi? I... Sorry about that.
- Stuffwell

Do your best to observe closely the movements and tendencies of your enemies!
- Stuffwell

Yes, wondiferous. That should put a pepper on his pizza!
- Stuffwell


Toad

Toadsworth! Wake up! Toadswooooorth! Whoa, he worried so hard, he KO'd himself!
- Toad


Toadsworth

Be sure to observe your foes closely so as to recognize your chances!
- Toadsworth


Toadsworth the Younger

Yes, indeed, the princess craves playmates, I'm afraid. She's rather... tantrummy.
- Toadsworth the Younger

Oh, Princess! Never fear, my dear. Toadsworth is here!
- Toadsworth the Younger

Hold your tongue, elder me!
- Toadsworth the Younger (to Toadsworth)

Keep your trousers on, older me! That's MY blood pressure you're elevating. Seriously, if I wanted to see myself embarrass myself, I'd belch in front of a mirror.
- Toadsworth the Younger (to Toadsworth)