You locked the door, what a bore, now you'll try to lock some more. But Mario's gone and can't be found. Just give up now and get out of town!
- Iggy
I see the dummer plummer. Bro is missing? What a bummer. Think the door will lead to him? Step on through-- it's sink or swim!
- Iggy
If it's my destruction you desire, give up, it only works with fire.
- Iggy
Big B's mad, he's out there burning, 'cause your puny luck is turning. Flower-fry me, I'll go poof! But Bowser, dude, he's fireproof!
- Iggy
Ludwig von Koopa
How many Bowsers does it take to unscrew in a lightbulb? Ha ha, only one, and he's dying to plunge Mario into darkness!
- Ludwig
You think YOU'RE in the dark, friend? Just imagine poor Mario without any lightbulbs!
- Ludwig
You made it past the others, but you won't get past me, you wrench wielding weirdo! I'm the mighty Ludwig von Koopa!
- Ludwig
Luigi
I'm practically a popsicle, Mario.
- Luigi
Be way careful M, Bowser's one rascally reptile. And remember, don't take candy from strangers.
- Luigi (on Mario)
Say, M, I left my toothbrush back in the Big Apple...
- Luigi (on Mario)
Mario
Whaddaya say we give Bowser the old Brooklyn one-two?
- Mario
Roy Koopa
Give up, Luigi. We already have cartons of hairdryers and Arctic Express is knocking at the door with another load.
- Roy
Wendy O. Koopa
Let's hug and make up, Luigi baby. Wendy wants violets, not smelly old fire flowers.
- Wendy
Hey, how 'bout a kiss, Luigi-kins? No kiss? Then no brother!
- Wendy