If this is the best that the world has to offer, then what else is left for me to prove?
- Akuma
What a pitiful display. Come back in a hundred years.
- Akuma
Albert Wesker
Looks like I've found a new guinea pig... Interesting...
- Albert Wesker (on Rocket Raccoon)
A new world order is at hand.
- Albert Wesker
This is the end of humanity and the start of a new world order!
- Albert Wesker
Amaterasu
That attack that demon did... It was just like when Mrs. Orange makes cherry cakes! That's crazy!
- Amaterasu (on Akuma)
Hey, mustachio!
- Amaterasu (on Dr. Strange)
Arthur
Ah, a knight of a foreign realm! Huzzah!
- Arthur (on Iron Man and Dr. Doom)
A true gentleman will be willing to face any calamity to save his princess. That's not chivalry, it's just good common sense!
- Arthur
Captain America
I will always fight for what's right-- no matter what!
- Captain America
Surrender is not in my vocabulary, pal.
- Captain America
I consider it my duty and an honor to fight for justice!
- Captain America
A true leader would only use violence as a last resort.
- Captain America
Avengers-- assemble!
- Captain America
You think I'm going down to some pampered punk like you?
- Captain America (on Iron Man)
Metal parts don't make a man. It's what's inside that counts.
- Captain America (on Spencer)
Your name's Zero? Hope you don't fight like one.
- Captain America (on Zero)
My job is to make tomorrow's world better. Always has been.
- Captain America
Chris Redfield
I've fought all kinds of creatures before, but you take the cake for originality. And annoyance.
- Chris Redfield (on Rocket Raccoon)
Chun-Li
Remember the old saying-- "mind over muscle!"
- Chun-Li (on She-Hulk)
There's more to fighting than brute strength!
- Chun-Li
They don't call me the strongest woman in the world for nothing!
- Chun-Li
You're under arrest! I'm taking you straight to jail... or an animal shelter.
- Chun-Li (on Rocket Raccoon)
Crimson Viper
Trust the Japanese to design some interesting gadgets. Too bad they were all style and no substance.
- Crimson Viper (on Strider Hiryu)
It's nice to be proud of your country, but get some fashion sense.
- Crimson Viper (on Captain America)
Dante
It's all right, Joe. We cool!
- Dante (on Viewtiful Joe)
Let's rock, baby!
- Dante
You'll have to do better to beat the most stylish, hottest demon hunter around.
- Dante
...Here's my counteroffer: You give me a job that can pay my electric bill for the year, and I'll let you leave here with your head attached to your body.
- Dante (on Mephisto)
Hey look! The three stooges came out to play!
- Dante
Note: A reference to a famous American comedy act "The Three Stooges" from Columbia Pictures.
Deadpool
You with the controller! I won DESPITE you. You suck. And you smell-- REALLY smell.
- Deadpool
Hey, hey! It's Doctor Normal. Well... normal compared to me anyway.
- Deadpool (on Doctor Strange)
That was Deadpoolicious. In case you're wondering, that's my new word for awesomeness.
- Deadpool
Short and short on deodorant is a real bad combination, stabby.
- Deadpool (on Wolverine)
I just beat Mag-freakin'-neto! Where yo' curly mustache at?!
- Deadpool (on Magneto)
So... basically I just beat up Humpty Dumpty in a rocket chair, huh?
- Deadpool (on M.O.D.O.K.)
I noticed you're filthy rich. Lucky for you, my services are available at a very high price.
- Deadpool (on Tron Bonne)
Let's par-tay, bee-yotches!
- Deadpool
Capcom should really go back and put me in their other games. Ya know, Resident Deadpool, Mega Deadpool...
- Deadpool
Note: A reference to Resident Evil and Mega Man series games.
Doctor Strange
And they call ME strange.
- Doctor Strange
Ghost Rider
Do you have any idea how many lawyers are in Hell?
- Ghost Rider (on Phoenix Wright and She-Hulk)
Hawkeye
Sorry, I'm married. Can't blame you for wanting me, though.
- Hawkeye (on all female characters except Amaterasu, Crimson Viper and She-Hulk)
Hsien-Ko
Huh, didn't know we were quadruplets.
- Hsien-Ko (when fighting herself)
Hulk
Puny man not Phoenix! Phoenix a bird lady. Hulk confused.
- Hulk (on Phoenix Wright)
Iron Fist
Technology is no substitute for skill.
- Iron Fist
Man of Iron vs Fist of Iron was no contest.
- Iron Fist (when victorious against Iron Man)
Iron Man
Just the arm? What...? Can't afford the rest of the suit?
- Iron Man (on Nathan Spencer)
There's more to life than just fighting. Fast cars and women, for example.
- Iron Man
Jill Valentine
You lost because you're predictable.
- Jill Valentine
M.O.D.O.K.
I defeated a raccoon! SCIENCE!
- M.O.D.O.K. (on Rocket Raccoon)
I will prove once again that science prevails over magic!
- M.O.D.O.K. (on Doctor Strange)
Your chi can never compare to the powers of science!
- M.O.D.O.K. (on Iron Fist)
Magneto
You offer to 'defend' me? Most offensive, human...
- Magneto (on Phoenix Wright)
Lawyers only sacrifice their dignity.
- Magneto (on Phoenix Wright)
Not all those with power are fit to rule.
- Magneto
Humanity deserves its fate.
- Magneto
Mike Haggar
Don't mess with the mayor!
- Mike Haggar
Big muscles don't mean anything if you don't know how to use 'em, pal.
- Mike Haggar
Morrigan Aensland
You need to learn to think happy thoughts.
- Morrigan Aensland
Strip away those inhibitions and let your true self out. There is no shame in that.
- Morrigan Aensland
Nathan "RAD" Spencer
It's the man that counts, not the machine.
- Nathan Spencer
You should adapt to your opponent if you wanna win.
- Nathan Spencer
Nova
And now you're just the mayor of Loserville.
- Nova (on Mike Haggar)
There's only room for one Bucket-Head in this galaxy, bro.
- Nova (on Magneto)
Is it me, or do we have, like, the same helmet?
- Nova (on Viewtiful Joe)
Sorry, but there's no way I'm losing to an extra from Bambi.
- Nova (on Rocket Raccoon)
Note: A referrence to the Disney character Bambi, which is a deer.
Phoenix
It's not polite to keep a lady waiting.
- Phoenix
We're both called Phoenix, but I'm a destroyer of worlds and you're a lawyer. I wonder which one of us is more hated?
- Phoenix (on Phoenix Wright)
Phoenix Wright
Give up your life of crime!
- Phoenix Wright
Man or demon, all are equal under the law!
- Phoenix Wright
I want the truth and nothing but the truth!
- Phoenix Wright
In battle, it's not a question of guilty or not guilty.
- Phoenix Wright
It takes more than brute strength to make your case in court!
- Phoenix Wright (on She-Hulk)
Be grateful your kid's still young. Mine's constantly putting me into bankruptcy over hamburgers!
- Phoenix Wright (on Crimson Viper)
You may be a demon, but at least you're not a Demon Prosecutor. I've met enough of those for a lifetime!
- Phoenix Wright (on Firebrand)
Rocket Raccoon
The raccoon's the king of the beasts. Screw the lion.
- Rocket Raccoon
Military tactical genius meets military screw up. You do the math.
- Rocket Raccoon (on Nathan Spencer)
Space raccoon versus demon squid. Yeah, this isn't weird or anything.
- Rocket Raccoon (on Shuma-Gorath)
Looks like it's time for some space calamari. Yum!
- Rocket Raccoon (on Shuma-Gorath)
Little furry animal beats big green monster. Sort of sounds like a fairy tale that's had too much to drink.
- Rocket Raccoon (on Hulk)
Again... That wasn't me going through your garbage cans last night.
- Rocket Raccoon (on Deadpool)
So what's this I hear about a place called 'Raccoon City'?
- Rocket Raccoon (on Albert Wesker)
Note: A reference to a place in the game Resident Evil.
Ryu
When you lost control, you lost the fight.
- Ryu
Your sense of justice is strong, but a warrior's fists should be stronger than his mouth.
- Ryu (on Phoenix Wright)
She-Hulk
You know what they say: "The female is the deadlier of the species."
- She-Hulk
Soon the defense will rest... her fist upon your face.
- She-Hulk (on Phoenix Wright)
Shuma-Gorath
What a handsome devil you are!
- Shuma-Gorath (on himself)
An eye for an eye...
- Shuma-Gorath (on himself)
Spider Man
My slimeball sense is tingling.
- Spider Man
Huh... You kiss your mother with that face? Jeez.
- Spider Man (on Taskmaster)
What is it with me and cat women named Felicia? Jeez.
- Spider Man (on Felicia)
Note: Spider Man is referring to two Felicia. His opponent and Black Cat from Marvel Universe.
Strider Hiryu
I am the hunter. You are the prey.
- Strider Hiryu
You must learn to have technology serve you and not rely on it.
- Strider Hiryu
A second... no, third-rate fighter!
- Strider Hiryu
Super Skrull
Even if I was ordered to assume your form, I would refuse. It would be too embarrassing.
- Super Skrull (on Rocket Raccoon)
Taskmaster
I do this for cash, not for the thrills.
- Taskmaster
Think you'll look good stuffed and mounted over my fireplace.
- Taskmaster (on Rocket Raccoon)
HA! Thanks for the archery lesson, William Tell!
- Taskmaster (on Hawkeye)
Thanks for the slogan, Capitano-- "Taskmaster: He beat the crap outta Cap!"
- Taskmaster (on Captain America)
I told ya a hundred times. Ya can't work for me 'cause killin' my students is bad for business!
- Taskmaster (on Deadpool)
Trish
Well, you're as hard-headed as Dante at least.
- Trish (on Vergil)
Now we know who wears the pants in the relationship.
- Trish (when victorious against Dante)
I don't care if you're a queen, princess, or court jester: you still lost, and that's gotta hurt!
- Trish (on Morrigan Aensland)
Tron Bonne
Ugh, I smell the stink of poverty on you!
- Tron Bonne (on Akuma and Ryu)
Thanks for playing.
- Tron Bonne
Vergil
The Flames of Revenge? Couldn't even melt a marshmallow.
- Vergil (on Ghost Rider)
Viewtiful Joe
Good always triumphs... as they say!
- Viewtiful Joe
It's stylish versus viewtiful! OK then!
- Viewtiful Joe (on Dante)
Dude, that helmet rocks! I think we're kindred spirits. We should team up... but you're the sidekick. Ya dig?
- Viewtiful Joe (on Nova)
I can see the headline for the next Bugle: "Mystery Hero Saves The Day! Not Your Average Joe!"
- Viewtiful Joe (on Spider Man)
Wolverine
In our own ways, we're BOTH monsters!
- Wolverine (on Hulk)
Ain't no substitute for the original, kid.
- Wolverine
Me and guys named Frank don't get along so well...
- Wolverine (on Frank West)
Note: He is reffering to Frank Castle a.k.a. The Punisher.
X-23
Claws versus paws, huh? ...Claws win.
- X-23 (on Rocket Raccoon)
Get a new act, dude. Kung fu is so 70's.
- X-23 (on Iron Fist)
Didn't much appreciate being called "Wolverette."
- X-23 (on Spiderman)
Zero
You're very cunning. You have that in common with X. You also lost to me, so you share that too.
- Zero (on Hawkeye)
Note: X is a referrence to Mega Man.
