Don't you know it's bad to bite people who are down on their luck?
- Amaterasu Okami
Did'ja see the cat lady making eyes at me the whole time? Ha ha. I tell ya, being a ladies' man ain't easy.
- Amaterasu Okami (on Felicia)
That attack that demon did... It was just like when Mrs. Orange makes cherry cakes! That's crazy!
- Amaterasu Okami (on Akuma)
Arthur
Ah! A knight from a foreign realm! Huzzah!!!
- Arthur (on Iron Man and Doctor Doom)
Sir Iron Man, if you should ever be in the Demon Village, I would much appreciate the use of your armor.
- Arthur (on Iron Man)
When fighting evil, one must throw with precision and timing, and do not forget your shoulder exercises!
- Arthur
Captain America
Surrender is not in my vocabulary, pal!
- Captain America
Your name's Zero? Hope you don't fight like one.
- Captain America (on Zero)
Metal parts don't make a man. It's what's inside that counts!
- Captain America (on Spencer)
I consider it my duty and an honor to fight for justice!
- Captain America
A true leader would only use violence as a last resort.
- Captain America
Chris Redfield
You know why you guys lost? It's because you lack the teamwork that we have.
- Chris Redfield
Chun-Li
Remember the old saying, "mind over muscle"!
- Chun-Li
They don't call me the strongest woman in the world for nothing!
- Chun-Li
Crimson Viper
I understand how you feel. I do. But this is business, and feelings aren't required.
- Crimson Viper
You remind me of me a little. If I totally sucked.
- Crimson Viper
Talk about your gaudy get-ups. It's nice to be proud of your country, but get some fashion sense for once.
- Crimson Viper (on Captain America)
Dante
Hey look! The three stooges came out to play!
- Dante
Sometimes you just gotta out-crazy the crazies if you wanna beat 'em.
- Dante (on Deadpool)
C'mon, Trish. You'll have to do better to beat the most stylish, hottest demon hunter around.
- Dante (on Trish)
Mmm, baby. I love it when a girl gets violent!
- Dante (on Morrigan)
Deadpool
I hear bullets taste just like chicken!
- Deadpool
Yo' mama!
- Deadpool
Ya can't spell assassin without sin... and twice the ass!
- Deadpool
You with the controller! I won DESPITE you. You suck. And smell-- REALLY smell.
- Deadpool
So... basically I just beat up Humpty Dumpty in a rocket chair, huh?
- Deadpool (on M.O.D.O.K)
Short, and short on deodorant is a REAL bad combination, stabby!
- Deadpool (on Wolverine)
I just beat MAG-FREAKIN-NETO! Where yo' curleh mustache at?
- Deadpool (on Magneto)
I noticed you're filthy rich. Luckily for you, my services are available at a very high price.
- Deadpool (on Tron Bonne)
Dr. Doom
Your demonstration of skill was admirable. Pointless... but admirable.
- Doctor Doom
Felicia
Singing, dancing, kicking your rear end: I have all the traits of a superstar!
- Felicia
Sorry if I got a little carried away there. It's the whole cats and dogs thing, ya know?
- Felicia (on Amaterasu)
Haggar
Once a wrestler, always a wrestler! That's the motto I live by!
- Haggar
In the ring, I take off the tie and get down to the business of breaking bones!
- Haggar
Big muscles don't mean anything if you don't know how to use 'em, pal.
- Haggar
Hulk
What "Time Up" mean?
- Hulk (when time is over)
Goldilocks!
- Hulk (on Thor)
Starfish!
- Hulk (on Shuma-Gorath)
Iron Man
There's more to life than just fighting. Fast cars and women, for example.
- Iron Man
Magneto
They call me the Master of Magnetism. That moniker describes but a fraction of my capabilities.
- Magneto
Brash, arrogant, rude, even a white head of hair... You remind me of my son in many ways.
- Magneto (on Dante)
Note: He is referring to his son, Quicksilver.
Morrigan Aensland
Strip away those inhibitions and let your true self out. There is no shame in that.
- Morrigan
Phoenix
It's not polite to keep a lady waiting.
- Phoenix
Ryu
Your last attack was off by a second. And a second is a lifetime in battle.
- Ryu
As long as I'm standing, I can still fight!
- Ryu
She-Hulk
Today I'm judge, jury and executioner!
- She-Hulk
You know what they say... "The female is the deadlier of the species."
- She-Hulk
Somebody once called me Phoenix Wright with muscles... and then I called an ambulance.
- She-Hulk
Note: Referring to the protagonist of the game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. He is also one of the playable characters in Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.
Shuma-Gorath
I did not appreciate being called calamari. And what is this "dipping sauce" you keep referring to?
- Shuma-Gorath (on Deadpool)
Spider Man
I'm pretty sure even the spectacular Spider-HAM could beat you.
- Spider Man
Being a carefree, fun-loving hero is all good, but you wouldn't even qualify for the Pet Avengers.
- Spider Man (on Viewtiful Joe)
With great power, comes a great beatdown.
- Spider Man
Note: A pun to the words of Ben Parker: "With great power, comes great responsibility."
Storm
I may treasure peace, but I am very good at making war.
- Storm
Super Skrull
There's too much trash in the universe.
- Super Skrull
Taskmaster
I can use Captain America's shield, fight like Iron Fist, and move like Daredevil. Simply put, I'm awesome.
- Taskmaster
Thor
By Odin's beard!
- Thor
Trish
Now we know who wears the pants in this relationship.
- Trish (on Dante)
I don't care if you're a queen, princess or court jester: you still lost, and that's gotta hurt!
- Trish (on Morrigan)
Tron Bonne
I'm going to be the richest girl in the world! Servbots, stop wasting time and get to work!
- Tron Bonne
Viewtiful Joe
Newsflash! Viewtiful Joe's kicking butt and taking names! So, um... what was your name again?
- Viewtiful Joe
I can see the headline for the next Bugle: "Mystery Hero Saves the Day! Not Your Average Joe!"
- Viewtiful Joe (on Spider Man)
Wolverine
Let's go, bub!
- Wolverine
In our own ways, we're BOTH monsters!
- Wolverine (on Hulk)
That's what happens when you scuffle with the ol' Canucklehead.
- Wolverine
There ain't nothin' that scares me in this whole friggin' world. Other than myself.
- Wolverine
Ain't no substitute for the original, kid.
- Wolverine (on X-23)
X-23
Who's your "daddy" now?
- X-23 (on Wolverine)