The roof is on fire!
- Agni
A single tree set aflame can cause an entire forest to burn, come be that tree!
- Agni
How do you like your eggs cooked?
- Agni (on Arachne)
Ah Muzen Cab
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
- Ah Muzen Cab
To bee or not to bee, you don't get a choice.
- Ah Muzen Cab
Ah Puch
I will offer you a choice: Do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?
- Ah Puch
Who needs friends, when I can raise my own?
- Ah Puch
Anhur
This heat makes me very tired, but you won't find me... Lion around. Ohohohohoho!
- Anhur
Anubis
Rest in pieces!
- Anubis
I may be Anubis, but I'm not a noob!
- Anubis
Note: It's a pun for "I may be a novice, but I'm not a noob!"
Ao Kuang
Know your enemy, know yourself, and victory will be assured.
- Ao Kuang
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
- Ao Kuang
Water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
- Ao Kuang
Revenge is best served cold!
- Ao Kuang (on Ne Zha)
Aphrodite
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, just be mad that you're not.
- Aphrodite
Towers are just crumbling at the sight of my beauty.
- Aphrodite
Some say beauty is a curse, I say it's all in how you use it
- Aphrodite
You should strive to find beauty in all things. Clearly in some things it's just easier to find.
- Aphrodite
Look into my eyes and find true-- Hey! My eyes are up here!
- Aphrodite
Apollo
I don't want to brag, but the Sun literally rises and sets on me!
- Apollo
You've got the voice of a world-class drummer! Hehehe.
- Apollo
Arachne
I tried knitting once, but I just couldn't hold the needles.
- Arachne
Ares
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
- Ares
Welcome to my home, the battlefield.
- Ares
Artemis
This arrow has your name on it. See? "Moron", its on all of them.
- Artemis
You'll leave this battle with more holes than you started with.
- Artemis
Athena
Wisdom shall be my shield.
- Athena
I am Rockstar!
- Athena
Intelligence is not always everything. In fact, in your case, it's nothing.
- Athena
Back to your fishes, Poseidon!
- Athena
It is all greek to me. No, seriously, it is all greek.
- Athena
Awilix
I know it's been tough for you, but you should always try to smile.
- Awilix
Never turn your back on a friend.
- Awilix
Suku! Give that man back his pants!
- Awilix (on Mercury)
Bacchus
Don't be a party pooper.
- Bacchus
You don't look so tough, tough guy!
- Bacchus
Don't drink and drive a chariot.
- Bacchus
Bakasura
I went ten minutes without a meal once, and it was awful.
- Bakasura (on Agni)
Bastet
Purrfect!
- Bastet
Purrfection!
- Bastet
All that rock and no brains!
- Bastet (on Geb)
Earning a feline's respect is difficult. Start impressing me.
- Bastet
Bellona
Observation is the key to victory.
- Bellona
Know your enemy.
- Bellona
I do love war, does that count?
- Bellona (on Cupid)
Cabrakan
The last mountain that looked at me like that GOT BROKEN IN HALF!
- Cabrakan
Chaac
It is Chaac-king how good spot this is!
- Chaac
Note: Chaac-king is most likely a pun for "shocking".
Chang'e
What's that?! You keep a rabbit's foot for good luck?! Well that's just sick! Take a lesson from my girl, she keeps the whole rabbit!
- Chang'e
Feeling kind of naughty? I think I'm having a bad HARE day! Hehe... Hehehe.
- Chang'e
Chronos
Time waits for no man!
- Chronos
Time is money.
- Chronos
The two most powerful warriors are peace and time.
- Chronos
Even the strongest of warriors break with time!
- Chronos
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
- Chronos
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
- Chronos
Time is like a big ball of wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey stuff.
- Chronos
The clock turns ever forward, irrepressible, unstoppable.
- Chronos
Cupid
Love, find your mark!
- Cupid
Ah, love is in the air.
- Cupid
I've never needed clothes before.
- Cupid
You can't stop true love!
- Cupid
Love is a battlefield.
- Cupid
All you need is love!
- Cupid
Note: It's probably a reference to a Beatles' song.
True love never dies!
- Cupid
Shot to the heart and I'm to blame, baby!
- Cupid
Note: It's closely similar to a line in Bon Jovi's song, "You Give Love a Bad Name."
See you later, alligator!
- Cupid (on Sobek)
Make love, not war.
- Cupid (on Guan Yu)
Have you ever been so in love that you feel like your heart will explode? Do you wanna be?
- Cupid
Fenrir
They say not to "Bite off more than you can chew." I haven't had that problem yet.
- Fenrir
Freya
Pretty things want pretty things.
- Freya
Never send a man to do a woman's job.
- Freya
You like that arsewhooping?!
- Freya
Beware mortal lasses, Justin Bieber must be Loki in disguise!
- Freya
Note: Justin Beiber is a famous Hollywood artist.
I'm not naughty, I'm just rendered that way.
- Freya
Geb
Caution, brings victory.
- Geb
Do not... take me... for Granite.
- Geb
Note: A pun for "Do not take me for granted."
Guan Yu
Our deeds shall be written in legend!
- Guan Yu
Retreat is sometimes necessary.
- Guan Yu
Information is the key to victory.
- Guan Yu
Know your enemy, know yourself.
- Guan Yu
A new age begins now, and there is no room for evil within it.
- Guan Yu
Who brings a bag and a brush to battle?!
- Guan Yu (on Zhong Kui)
Hades
Death is inevitable...
- Hades
Hel
Oh, why can't I keep a boyfriend?
- Hel
Hercules
A hero cannot blindly follow the law!
- Hercules
Hou yi
Sometimes defense is the best offense!
- Hou Yi
What is the use of having a palace on the sun if no one can visit?
- Hou Yi
Isis
Don't worry, I want your teammates to suspect fowl play.
- Isis
The earliest bird gets the win.
- Isis
Here kitty kitty kitty! That's a bad kitty!
- Isis (on Bastet)
My measurements are 34-24-34, but it's my 10 foot wingspan that realy drives the guys wild.
- Isis
I came before the chicken and the egg.
- Isis
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.
- Isis
Note: A reference from a line in the song "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly.
I see dead people.
- Isis
Note: A reference from a scene in the movie The Sixth Sense.
I'm the wind beneath your wings!
Note: A reference from the song "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Middler.
I think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away! I believe I can soar, see me running though that open door! I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. I belive I can fly. Thank you, I'm here all week.
- Isis
Note: A reference from a line in the song "I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly.
Janus
They named a whole month after me, you only got a city!
- Janus (on Athena)
I don't really know any jokes except "knock-knock" jokes and they aren't really that good, are they?
- Janus
Kali
Time destroys all, even the foolish.
- Kali
Death is but a natural part of life.
- Kali
Kukulkan
Slowly but surely.
- Kukulkan
I always enjoy fast food.
- Kukulkan (Mercury)
The best thing about me is that I have a poisonality.
- Kukulkan
Note: As a serpent himself, the word "poisonality" is obviously a pun for personality.
Kumbhakarna
Some people have difficulty sleeping, but I can do it with my eyes closed.
- Kumbhakarna
Medusa
No one ever wants to play peek-a-boo with me, I wonder why.
- Medusa
Mercury
All the time in the world and still so slow.
- Mercury (on Chronos)
Ne Zha
You better watch out demon, I've got your number.
- Ne Zha (on Sun Wukong)
Neith
I like warm days, quiet evenings, red wines and men who are not afraid to cry.
- Neith
All this lane pushing gets me so hot and sweaty. Hey! What are you staring at?!
- Neith
Nemesis
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
- Nemesis
Justice may be blind, but it is not foolish.
- Nemesis
I must take heed not to fall into my own arrogance.
- Nemesis
Do not let your pride blind you...
- Nemesis
I've weighed your soul against the universe. And you could really stand to lose some weight.
- Nemesis
Justice is blind, but not unaware.
- Nemesis
Nox
Don't fear the night, embrace it.
- Nox
Nu Wa
There is great power in knowledge.
- Nu Wa
Make your choice, and pay the price.
- Nu Wa
I'm worried indifference will be the downfall of mankind, and they don't even seem to care.
- Nu Wa
Osiris
Arms, legs, head. Yes, yes! Looks like I'm all here.
- Osiris
Note: In Egyptian myth, Osiris' body was dismembered by his brother Set.
I could beat you with one arm tied behind my back and the other one missing entirely.
- Osiris
Poseidon
Something smells fishy! Oh, I... I think it's me.
- Poseidon
Release, the Kraken!
- Poseidon
Note: A refence to a scene in the movie Clash of the Titans.
Ra
Time for your daily dose of vitamin D-- struction.
- Ra
Note: The sunlight is a good source of vitamin D and Ra is a god of the sun.
Ratatoskr
If you are what you eat, then I must be nuts.
- Ratatoskr
You know what I say to everyone who tries to gank me? Leaf me alone, birch!
- Ratatoskr
Ravana
Even with ten heads one must look behind.
- Ravana
The best defense is a good offense.
- Ravana
You know what they say, "Many hands make light work."
- Ravana
Serqet
They say poison is a woman's weapon, but I say, "Would you like some tea?"
- Serqet
Sun Wukong
But if I throw this punch, I could destroy the whole planet.
- Sun Wukong
Silvanus
You better start running now, I'll give you to the count of TREE.
- Silvanus
Note: The word tree is a pun for three.
One of my friends was turned into a mushroom. It's a shame because he was a real fun guy.
- Silvanus
Note: The words "fun guy" is a pun for fungi.
Thanatos
Death comes to all.
- Thanatos
You can run, but you can't outrun death.
- Thanatos
Thor
By father's beard, that was close!
- Thor
Tyr
You cannot stop justice.
- Tyr
I cannot break the law: I am the law.
- Tyr
Idiocy is not a defense.
- Tyr
Ullr
The key to a successful hunt is awareness.
- Ullr
Axe, and you shall receive.
- Ullr
Note: Taken from a famous quote "Ask and you shall receive."
I came to bury the hatchet, but I may bury you instead.
- Ullr
Let me axe you a question!
- Ullr
Note: Obviously, "axe" is a pun for ask.
Vamana
The path I chose leads to my destiny!
- Vamana
Now you're under my umbrella, Ella... Ella... Eh, Eh, Eh. Under my umbre-- I kinda like that song.
- Vamana
Note: A reference from the song "Umbrella" by Rihanna.
Abandon your arrogance and pride, otherwise the pain of constant defeat will be unbearable.
- Vamana
It's not the size of the opponent that you should consider, but the size of his foot when he grows big and stomps you.
- Vamana
Vulcan
Good thing, most of me is still under warranty.
- Vulcan
It's said that in this world, a man must either be an anvil or hammer. You're looking at a hammer!
- Vulcan
The hardest weapons require the hottest fires.
- Vulcan
You remind me of my wife: beautiful, loving, and completely untrustworthy!
- Vulcan (on Aphrodite)
Note: Vulcan is referring to Venus, who is the Roman counterpart to the Greek goddess Aphrodite. The two goddesses are actually one and the same.
Strike while the fires are hot.
- Vulcan
Note: A pun for "Strike whilst the iron is hot."
Xbalanque
Be the light in the darkness.
- Xbalanque
12-21-12. Hahahaha, you guys are so gullible.
- Xbalanque
Note: Refers to the December 21, 2012 end of the world scare that was based on an ancient Mayan Calendar cycle.
Ymir
You're mine now! Ymir will love you, and squeeze you, and call you George!
- Ymir
Note: A reference from a scene in The Abominable Snow Rabbit. It's a 1961 Looney Tunes theatrical show starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
Zeus
By my beard, this shall serve me well.
- Zeus
I'm the greatest olympian of all time! No, really. They ran out of golden medals to give me. Hah!
- Zeus
Zhong Kui
You look a little pale. Maybe you could use some-- EXORCISE!
- Zhong Kui
Your name is on my Death Scroll! See? Right here. Right below Ben Affleck.
- Zhong Kui
Note: Ben Affleck is a famous Hollywood celebrity.